B: Mom, I don't want to be a garbage man when I grow up.
Me: That's okay, I wouldn't want to be a garbage man either.
B: What?! Even GIRLS can do that?!?! (In total shock)
Me: Well, yeah, girls can do any job that boys can do!
B: What?! Then Mom, get yourself a job!
Me: I HAVE a job. What do you think my job is?
B: Doing the dishes.